Перевод песни Optiganally Yours – Poodleman

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One scay night
He appeared to me While I was in my bed
It's the poodleman
What do you want?
What have you come here for?
That's not important
That's what I tell to you
I just want to know
Where are the shears?
What is your intention?
What does this mean?
«I am the poodleman with the Class-Five SFLB
Cut on the top and sides, long in the back
Two bottles of Geri Curl and a crimping iron,»
No, mister poodleman, don't you dare come near me I don't want to look like the vampire of brooklyn
Stay away, poodleman, get the hell away from me If I wanted hockey hair, I'd learn to play the game
That's all I remember
Then it all went black
The next things that I remember
I woke up with this mullet
Oh poodleman!
What have you done to me?