Перевод песни Iggy Pop – V.I.P. (Contains Hidden Track 'Sterility')
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I'm a Very Important Person I park in the V.I.P And when I go to the bathroom I go in the V.I.P toilet And when I wanna change a lightbulb I don't do it myself... Oooohhh no... I have a technician Cause I'm a V.I.P I'm a V.I.P I'm a V.I.P I'm a V.I.P Now, as I began to become a V.I.P I forgot what i've become a V.I.P for I began to grow accustomed to people saying «Right this way sir... drinks are on the house...» Flight attendants on airplanes saying: «Please...Really, I don't wanna bother you sir, but it's such a pleasure to have you on board May I have your autograph for my daughter ?» «Yeah baby right after I go to the toilet I i'll give you a couple of'em Cause i'm a V.I.P!» Now, one thing about V.I.P is, is they never seem to be alone Ooohh no ! The «true» V.I.P must travel with an entourage ! People who say «Right on boss» Cause it's a V.I.P! Right on boss I'm a V.I.P! As i began to realise that i had gained V.I.P status Worries began to creep in What if one day, i woke up, and i was no longer a V.I.P? No more good tables at the restaurants... No more strange women smiling and approaching me on the streets... No more top notch booty No more entourage to say «Right boss» I began to have nightmares And in my nightmares, I was just a fucking nobody Laying at the beach, imagining myself being a VIP ! Just like i was before... Hearing the applause in my head Beautiful warm embraces of superior members of the female gender... V.I.P V.I.P Of course, when one becomes a V.I.P One meets other V.I.Ps At social occasions... And one inevitably thinks: «thck ! How shallow and crass these people are ! They're not down to earth and real like me... Oooohhh no ! I'm a very special V.I.P» Another interesting phenomenon, associated with V.I.P celebrityhood, is the «V. I.P reflection effect», during which anyone associated with the V.I. P, becomes a sort of V.I.P in their own right ! Such as «son OF the V.I.P» «guitar player FOR the V.I.P» «girlfriend WITH the V.I.P» «accountants of the V.I.P» The maid, the dog, the music publisher... huh ! All enjoy a sort of 'reflected glory', as in. «Hi this is Nastea I work for Iggy And i'd like 6 tables tonight in the V.I.P section And he needs passes for everyone And free drinks of course In the V.I.P area» Right on boss Cause i'm a V.I.P It's also true that when one is a V.I.P, everybody's happy to see you... All the time ! And there's an implicit rule that a V.I.P must never- never Be on a barn Cause everybody expects YOU to make their day And they're all be on to you if you're in a bad mood They will «thck!tchk!tchk ! mur mur mur mur mur!» And you will find yourself with the wrong kind of attention: A «difficult» V.I.P Psychologists tell us that a sense of self-esteem Is so necessary in today's world As a V.I.P, I can guarantee you, you'll never be alone You'll never be alone Cause you're a V.I.P!