Перевод песни Iggy Pop – V.I.P. (Contains Hidden Track 'Sterility')

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I'm a Very Important Person
I park in the V.I.P
And when I go to the bathroom
I go in the V.I.P toilet
And when I wanna change a lightbulb
I don't do it myself... Oooohhh no...
I have a technician
Cause I'm a V.I.P
I'm a V.I.P
I'm a V.I.P
I'm a V.I.P
Now, as I began to become a V.I.P
I forgot what i've become a V.I.P for
I began to grow accustomed to people saying
«Right this way sir... drinks are on the house...»
Flight attendants on airplanes saying:
«Please...Really, I don't wanna bother you sir, but it's such a pleasure to
have you on board
May I have your autograph for my daughter ?»
«Yeah baby right after I go to the toilet
I i'll give you a couple of'em
Cause i'm a V.I.P!»
Now, one thing about V.I.P is, is they never seem to be alone
Ooohh no !
The «true» V.I.P must travel with an entourage !
People who say «Right on boss»
Cause it's a V.I.P!
Right on boss
I'm a V.I.P!
As i began to realise that i had gained V.I.P status
Worries began to creep in
What if one day, i woke up, and i was no longer a V.I.P?
No more good tables at the restaurants...
No more strange women smiling and approaching me on the streets...
No more top notch booty
No more entourage to say «Right boss»
I began to have nightmares
And in my nightmares, I was just a fucking nobody
Laying at the beach, imagining myself being a VIP !
Just like i was before...
Hearing the applause in my head
Beautiful warm embraces of superior members of the female gender...
V.I.P
V.I.P
Of course, when one becomes a V.I.P
One meets other V.I.Ps
At social occasions...
And one inevitably thinks:
«thck ! How shallow and crass these people are !
They're not down to earth and real like me...
Oooohhh no ! I'm a very special V.I.P»
Another interesting phenomenon, associated with V.I.P celebrityhood, is the «V.
I.P reflection effect», during which anyone associated with the V.I.
P, becomes a sort of V.I.P in their own right ! Such as «son OF the V.I.P»
«guitar player FOR the V.I.P»
«girlfriend WITH the V.I.P»
«accountants of the V.I.P»
The maid, the dog, the music publisher... huh !
All enjoy a sort of 'reflected glory', as in.
«Hi this is Nastea
I work for Iggy
And i'd like 6 tables tonight in the V.I.P section
And he needs passes for everyone
And free drinks of course
In the V.I.P area»
Right on boss
Cause i'm a V.I.P
It's also true that when one is a V.I.P, everybody's happy to see you...
All the time !
And there's an implicit rule that a V.I.P must never- never
Be on a barn
Cause everybody expects YOU to make their day
And they're all be on to you if you're in a bad mood
They will «thck!tchk!tchk ! mur mur mur mur mur!»
And you will find yourself with the wrong kind of attention:
A «difficult» V.I.P
Psychologists tell us that a sense of self-esteem
Is so necessary in today's world
As a V.I.P, I can guarantee you, you'll never be alone
You'll never be alone
Cause you're a V.I.P!