Перевод песни Satanic Surfers – Armless Skater

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I have a friend whose only joy in life
Is to skate, surf, and flog his log
That is all he wants to do And I think that's really great
But one day he had an accident
They had to amputate his arms
Guess if he was sad that day
He can't surf, he can't skate
And he sure can't masturbate
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