Перевод песни Monty Python – Witch Burning
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— We have found a witch. May we burn her? — Burn her! — How do you know she is a witch? — She looks like one — Bring her forward — I am not a witch — But you are dressed as one — They dressed me up like this — We didn't! — And this isn't my nose. It's a false one — Well? — Well, we did do the nose — The nose? — And the hat. But she is a witch — Burn her! — Did you dress her up like this? — No — Yes — Yes, a bit. She has got a wart — What makes you think she is a witch? — Well, she turned me into a newt — A newt? — I got better — Burn her anyway — Burn her! — Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch — Are there? What are they? Tell us — Tell me, what do you do with witches? — Burn them! — What do you burn apart from witches? — More witches! — Wood — So, why do witches burn? — 'Cause they're made of wood? — Good! — So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood? — Build a bridge out of her — Can you not also make bridges of stone? — Oh, yeah — Does wood sink in water? — No — It floats — Throw her into the pond! — What also floats in water? — Bread — Apples — Very small rocks — Cider — Cherries — Gravy — Mud — Churches — Lead — A duck! — Exactly So, logically... — If she weighs the same as a duck... She's made of wood — And, therefore... — A witch! — A witch!