Перевод песни Asher Roth – Bad Day

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And it just keeps going
And it just keeps...
So I'm in the airport getting ready to leave heading to a friends wedding in
the NYC
But my head has been spinning I'm forgetting to eat, all this jet setting has
really been getting to me.
It's already 11: 20 and I'm ready to sleep but instead I end up sitting in the
27th seat,
An isle seat, fine by me but the guy that's insides always trying to pee.
With a wild child behind that's crying and keeps flipping out and kicking at me
while it violently screams
So I silently plead «Oh God, please let there be a hunny sitting 27B»
but of course a morbidly obese beast
Is in the seat that weeses when it breathes dude sitting D is at least three
deep and he keeps telling me what is wrong with his knees
Alls good slaughter, just need water but for a bottle they charge two dollars
and when I thought that it couldn't get worse, I forgot my iPod.
I'm having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way.
Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day.
And it just keeps going
And it just keeps...
So four hours of turbulence, we land when I'm about to turd my pants,
but the captain is seat belt fastened.
So my ass is just passin gas and at last I escape when I'm minutes away from
clinically insane.
I make my way towards baggage claim when I hear a high pitched voice scream my
name. (Asher!)
Some dumb Bitch, I went to high school with. While shes sweating shes telling
me she likes my shit
I just smile and think how great it would be if I could just hit this chick
with a quick leg sweep. (leg sweep)
So I pick up my LL Bean and b line for the next taxi.
In need of weed and boxer briefs but my bags only got maxis.
I'm having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way.
Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day.
And it just keeps going
And it just keeps...
I check into my hotel room and I pick up my cell phone to dial the groom
Tell him my mood and how I'm ordering food and I'm probably gonna stay in and
watch a movie
But the tube has no HBO so anything I want yo I'm paying for but I'm lame and
broke so I'm laying in a robe
Watching that Little People Big World show right then there's a knock at the
door, it's my last hope for a Spanish whore
Who will change my sheets in exchange for penis «Hi, I've lost my cat,
have you seen it? «(meow)
Jesus, this day is the worst, at least I can give me a little jerk and then go
to sleep healthy and diseaseless I guess it could be worse but I'm just
Having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way.
Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day.
And it just keeps going
And it just keeps...