Перевод песни Dan Deacon – World Of Hair (The Ram Ones)
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PC: Kaiser get in here right now! K: What's the matter police commissioner? PC: There's a knight hiding. K: Like a knight in shining armor? PC: There's a knight hiding in my room. K: Well, uh, have you seen the knight? PC: No, but every now and again I hear him scraping his blade agone, agone the floor, cackling. K: If you, if you haven't seen him I don't understand how you know it's a knight. PC: I can hear the clanking of metal as he, as he scurries behind desk to cabinet. K: I think that's probably just the pipes. PC: It certainly is not, I found a big fanciful feather that fell out of his cap. K: A feath-? I don't- knights don't have feathers. PC: How can you deny that? Look at this feather. K: Okay, police commissioner. PC: Imagine it adorned on top of a metal helmet, riding on an armored horse, hiding in my office. K: Tonight I'll pick up some- PC: I know you can hear us! K: Tonight I'll pick up some- PC: I know you're out there! K: I'll get some knight traps. PC: Kaiser get in here right now! K: Yes, police commissioner. PC: I put a bird in this glue. Look at it. Look how pathetic it is. K: This is just cruel. Why are we doing this, police commissioner? This is horrible. PC: You have nothing to do with it. Shut up. K: *Stammers* PC: Get out! K: I, ah, thank you police commissioner. PC: Turn off the lights! K: I think I'm going to report you. PC: Turn the lights off! K: I think I'm definitely reporting you to someone. PC: Get back here. Get back here. K: What? What? Just what? PC: Look how pathetic it is. K: I don't want to look at how pathetic it is! This is horrible! What a terrible thing! PC: HAHAHAAA! K: And you're just laughing! This is, I'm going to my own office and I'm — PC: No, no, come here. Shut up, Shut up! K: Stop telling me to shut up! PC: Put your hand on the table and close your eyes. K: No, I am certainly not going to do that! PC: Come on! Come on! K: No. Gluing a bird? I'm not doing this. No way. PC: Look at it. K: No. No! No! Thank you, Thank you. PC: He'll never fly again! K: I say good day. PC: KAISER GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW! K: Yes, police commissioner. PC: This coat fit me properly? K: Yea, I think you look pretty good. PC: I can't figure out if it's part of... Can you? Come on. K: Yea, yea, I'll help. Here we go. PC: Mmmm. K: There you are. PC: Ah. K: How's that? PC: Ah-ah. K: Okay. Alright PC: KAISER I WANT YOU IN MY OFFICE PRONTO! K: Yes, police commissioner. PC: Hoooly moley, I got a funny joke for you. K: Oh, tell it to me! I could use a funny joke. PC: Alllright. K: What is it? PC: Close your eyes and put your hand on my desk. K: ...What are you gonna do? PC: Just do it. K: I don't know if this is a good idea. PC: Close your eyes and put your hand on my desk. K: No, I think this is a joke on me, and I don't wanna- PC: Trust me, trust me. K: Ehhhh. PC: Alright, your eyes closed tight? K: Yea. K: Motherfucker! Why the fuck did you do that? PC: I hit your hand with this hammer! K: Yea, why did you, that's not funny! PC: Haaahahaa! K: Screw you police commissioner! Listen, listen, I resign. PC: No way! K: I'm gonna write a letter of resignation right now. PC: You're hired. PC: KAISER GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW! K: Ugh, yes, police commissioner. PC: Look how big that is! K: Yea, that is big. PC: I don't- can't believe how big that is! K: Yea, that is really really big. PC: Wow! K: I don't even know how they got it in here. PC: I don't even know what it is. K: Yea, what- what are you gonna do with it? PC: I don't know, maybe um, how w- warm do you think it is? K: I don't know, it looks pretty warm. PC: Looks pretty warm! K: Yea. PC: Touch it with your... Touch it with your skin. K: What? PC: Touch it with your skin a little bit. K: Why don't you touch it with your skin? PC: Oh, I've been doing it for hours before you got in here. Touch it with your skin. K: Well, what was it doing to your skin? PC: Nothing. K: It was doing nothing to your skin? PC: Nothing at all, touch it. K: Are you lying to me, police commissioner? PC: Nooo, nooo. K: Why do you want me to touch it with my skin? PC: Just touch it with your skin. K: I don't think I'm gonna do that. PC: Touch it with some of your skin. K: No, listen, I've gotta get to work, there's a lot of stuff that needs to be done. I'm not gonna touch that with my skin. PC: Ba-gawwk! Ba-gawwk! K: Are you calling me a chicken? PC: No. Cum on me. K: Thank you. PC: KAISER GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW! K: What is it, police commissioner? PC: My hands are turning into some sort of cream. K: Your hands are turning into a cream? PC: Oh, I can just tell. K: Well, did you, did you eat anything? PC: When I woke up in the morning, I saw a huge cream. K: You saw a cream? PC: In my hands. K: Well maybe, maybe it's not that your hands are turning into cream, maybe it's just that you have some cream on your hands. PC: No, no, you don't see. K: You've used all the sea? PC: YOOOOUUUUUUU!!!