Перевод песни NOFX – New Boobs

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Something is lacking, I'm not attracting
My boobs are not as big as I want them to be
I want 36D
I'm not receiving enough affection
Gonna get me a silicon injection
And fulfill my dreams, bust out of my seams
My social life is pathetic, I can't find a man
When I need is cosmetic surgery
Be the best I can be
Proteins and milkshakes, mass vitamin consumption
Who needs to diet when liposuction
Is painless and quick? Local anesthetic
I know what I want!
Now my body is a model, a flawless perfection
I most certainly will cause an erection
Wherever I go, but I still don't know
The reason why I can't find a mate
Guys I meet ejaculate
Then leave through the door
I can't take anymore!