Перевод песни Hard 'n Phirm – The Carbon Cycle

Работает на технологии Яндекс.Переводчика
I am a human being, I have chromosomes
Constantly splitting through the process of mitosis
Every daughter cell eats and breathes with me
So I go to the corner store regularly
To purchase soda and refrigerated bacon
For the bile in my colon that I’m diligently makin'
Some monkeys eat only vegetables and fruit
Their bodies, like ours, break down their food
And relinquish those parts into various tubes
Then we shite, they shite-everybody shits shite
Ours gets flushed while theirs gets thrown
And where it lands more plants are gonna grow
Carbon Cycle, Carbon Cycle
We are part of Nature’s Plan
I wake up in the forest in a jacket made of rayon
'cos my skin is far too thin for ultraviolet rays to play on
The vultures circle overhead and pray for my demise
And all the meat that they don’t eat
Is fodder for the flies
So I start running through the trees, helping out a few
'cos the oxygen that I take in will give them CO2
I stub my toe and the blood that pours
Will fertilize things to feed herbivores
Your carbon travels south down the food chain queue
And you are what you eat, so that makes you You
Carbon Cycle
We are part of Nature
We are part of Nature’s Plan
Carbon (when we eat) Carbon (when we bleed) Carbon (when we cry)
Carbon (when we bleed)
Carbon (when we breed) There's carbon all around you and you’ll pass it along