Перевод песни Dane Cook – Five Sisters

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When I was a little kid, I had- I shared everything I had
I had one brother alright one brother, five sisters
Dude, I had to wear a tampon just to fit in. I swear to god. Brutal
They used to dress me in their clothes and shit. You know what I mean?
Send me to school in their fashions
I’m the only guy in eighth grade wearing like wrangler jeans and… JELLIES!
Nice… nice. Member Jellies? You get a rock in em. OOOHH oooh!
These shoes are trying to kill me! I got a brand new denim jacket…
They bedazzled it and shit. I had a big glittery unicorn on my jacket
No wonder I’m getting beat up at school. Hi guys do you like my jacket?