Перевод песни Adam Sandler – Cool Guy 5

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-{Sean pulling up in his car to a hooker-
GIRL #5:Hey, honey
SEAN: S'up baby? looking all smooth, standing on the corner at 3 in the morning
and shit. You cold, baby? You want to use me as a blanket?
GIRL #5:I'm just doing my thing
SEAN: Well, does doing your thing mean your tricky?'Cause I’d like to invest
some of my hard earned money towards loving you, if you know what I getting at
GIRL #5:Well, how much you got, big man?
SEAN: Well, I’m willing to drop 50 dollars on your ass, but there’s a condition
going on
GIRL #5:What's that?
SEAN: You're going to have to put those lucious lips of yours on… my…
GIRL #5:Ooh, I can do that
SEAN: You can?
GIRL #5:Mm-hmm
SEAN: You mean, you ain’t going make fun of the fact that I called my
gizza-gazza a «slub-a-dub»?
GIRL #5:Honey you can call your thing what ever you want to as long as you got
50 bucks
SEAN: oh sna-- well, alright then here’s the 50 dollars,-{unzips pants- and
here’s my flip stick, now start wetting that thing up
GIRL #5:-{Opens his door- Sir, you are under arrest
-{police car pulls up-
SEAN: You got to be f**king with mind here
GIRL #5:No, I’m not
COP: Good job denise. we'll take him from here
-{Cop hand cuffs Sean-
SEAN: WHAT!!! You going to arrest my ass for trying to get a ride on my slip
'n' slide? F**k that shit
GIRL #5:Hey honey, when you get to jail, you’re going to be on the other end of
a slip 'n' slide, and I hope you enjoy yourself
-{cop throws sean in back of police car-
COP: Just get in the back, asshole
GIRL #5:-{from outside- You sick f**k
SEAN: Damn!!-{crying- This is a bunch of bullshit!!!
PEEPER: Piss on me.-{also in the back of the police car-
PEEPER: Please, piss me
PEEPER: Just a tinkle
SEAN: F**k that, keep him away from me
SEAN: Keep this man away from me