Перевод песни Adam Sandler – The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman

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Performed by Adam Sandler and Tara
(Setting: A restaurant with music playing in the background)
«And now the Excited Southerner proposes to a girl.»
Girl: «You wanted to ask me something?»
Excited Southerner: «Yes, I did. I — first of all I just wanted to say that
you're -- very pretty girl, and I, I -- hoo -- you'the -- we've known each
other for so long now, and-uh, it's about time that the two of us -- we're both
getting older right now, and-uh, and I don't want to die alone, I -- tell you
that much -- hoo -- getting ahead of myself -- got ta slow down, hoo-hoo,
concentrate on what I'm trying to get across to you right now, hoo, I mean,
whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-willing to be a house husband,
you don't have to qu-qu-qu-qu-quit your job there, there, I'm, I'm, the-, I'm,
I'm -- hoo, honeymoon in the Poconos, with the -- hoo, woo hoo -- sex optional
-- you don't have to do what you don't want to do, hoo hoo hoo hoo,
someday you're going to love me, and that -- that's fi-- til death do us part
I, we'll get the chocolate cake and the sunrise and the sunset -- no prenuptial
agree --»
Girl: «Look, are you trying to ask me to marry you? Because I'm just not ready
for that kind of commitment.»
Excited Southerner: «Coooooo.»