Перевод песни Adam Sandler – The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview

So why don't you tell me why you would be an asset to this company.
...Good question, I have a good answer for that... first first first of all I am
a very... very hard work... vocational skills... I went to... willing to work on a holidays... I had a tango and mirumba lessons... learning to get along with other
people... but I'm sorry I got my G.E.D...with a overtime... time and a half... speakin in two languages... Spanish and a... a. another one... and I and
and... loyal like a dog... tell you that much... willin to start at the
bottom... and also willing... to stay there... your intestines... completely
flawless... drug-free with a... whoo-wee.good references... if you call my last
boss... he was. actually he was gonna inform me... with a... I got no dependence
with the W-2 form... and I was wondering.
You know what? That's great but uh we don't have anything open right now.
Thanks for comin' down.
Cool.
Are you alright?