Перевод песни Adam Sandler – Teenage Love On The Phone

Richie: «So ya doin' good?»
Samantha: «Ya, I'm fine, how 'bout you?»
Richie: «How good could I be? I haven't seen you in three hours.»
Samantha: «Ohhh, Richie. Hey Richie, my dad's down the hall, and he doesn't
want me on the phone. So if I hang up on you, it's just because he's coming.»
Richie: «Ok. So look, uh, do you wanna meet at the Spring Fling Dance thi...»
(She hangs up phone)
(Phone rings)
Richie: «Hello?»
Samantha: «Sorry, I thought he was coming.»
Richie: «That's ok. So, about the dance. Do you wanna meet
Samantha: «Umm, well my brother gets the car on Friday nights.»
Richie: «Well that's ok, I'll come by and get you. Lets say around...»
(She hangs up phone)
Richie: «Come on.»
(Phone rings)
Richie: «Hey.»
Samantha: «Sorry. I guess he was just going to the bathroom.»
Richie: «That's ok. Well look, uh. what was I saying? Oh yeah, should I pick
you up at like seven-thirty or maybe do you wanna go later when the dance is
really kickin.»
(She hangs up the phone again)
Richie: «Give me a break...»
(Phone rings)
Richie: «Hello.»
Samantha: «Sorry. It was just my dog.»
Richie: «Hey, what's your dad's problem anyways?! Why can't we talk?»
Samantha: «He just thinks I'm on the phone too much. Oh my God, uh, I gotta go.»
Richie: «Don't hang up!»
Samantha: «Richie, I can't talk!»
Richie: «No, I'm sick of this! Put your dad on the phone! I wanna talk to him.»
Samantha: «It's not my dad.»
Richie: «What? Well, who's there? Why can't you talk?»
Samantha: «Uh, just look Richie, someone is here.»
Richie: «Who's there? Is it a guy!?»
Samantha: «Richie!»
Richie: «I knew it! I'll kill him! Put him on the phone!»
Samantha: «oh. it's just. hold on.»
(Hands phone to guy)
Richie: «Hey man! What the hell are you doing there?! Samantha's my girl!
You'd better stay away from her or I'll make you wish you were never born!»
Buffoon: «Fuckin' shit!»
Richie: «Yeah, fuckin' shit is right buddy! Don't think I'm kidding around, man!
I'm crazy! I'll smash your head in! I swear to God!»
Buffoon: «One time I saw my Grandmother in the shower. Her bush starts above
her belly button.»
Richie: «Yeah, well that's too bad! But I'm still gonna come over there and
beat your face in!»
(Richie slams down phone)
Samantha: «What happened? Was he mad?»
Buffoon: «My neighbor's dog has a four inch clit!»
Samantha: «Oh Buffoon, you're the coolest.» (Whispering) «I love you...»