Перевод песни Aurelio Voltaire – Bitrektual

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Live long and prosper, if you’re one of us.
May the force be with you, unless that phrase don’t fit you.
Forever, we have been at odds.
Cause you’re a drooling Trekkie
Says the Lucas lackey.
Whatever!
We are out in space the last frontier,
Seeking life that’s new and strange out here
and new civilizations in the great beyond.
boldly going where no one has gone.
Our tale is better in every way.
in a galaxy far far away
a great adventure happened a long time ago,
but then I don’t suppose that you would know.
We have ray guns we call phasers
We have blasters AND lightsabers
We have ships that fly at warp
Yeah, it’s called «Hyperspace», you dork!
We’ve got the Mugato and you have got Ewoks!
yeah, well, a guy who plays with tribbles shouldn’t talk!
Oh come on let’s not fight,
it’s so unintellectual.
How 'bout we join sides and be bi-trektual?
that’s disgusting
yeah, forget I mentioned it.
Klingons shooting at our starboard side.
We’ve got a hull breach on the Enterprise.
We drift into the neutral zone and we’re on the wrong side.
We’d need a wormhole to get out alive.
On a moon of Yavin’s where we hide.
We’re having trouble with the hyperdrive.
This planet keeps on spinning and the Death star’s now in sight.
We hope the rebels take it out in time.
Oh, come on let’s not fight,
it’s so unintellectual.
How 'bout we join sides and be bi-trektual?
Wouldn’t it be nice
and so much more effectual?
To put our cares aside and be bitrektual!
Think how awesome it would be a
team up with Jean Luc and Leah,
Kirk and Chewie save the day,
blowing up a bird of prey.
Han and Spock they set a net
and trap the Borg and Boba Fett
While 3P0 and Data raid a Tie fighter to capture Vader.
Luke and Worf get into it and blow the Deathstar into bits
And then we throw the tribbles
into the Sarlac pit
and then we kicked the Ewoks into it.
Live long and prosper, so say we all
Wait, what?
May the force be with you, May the time Lords keep you.
Forever, we can Babylon
There’s no use debating,
the Stargate’s waiting,
So come on let’s not fight,
it’s so unintellectual.
How 'bout we join sides and be bi-trektual?
So let’s take the advice of an Asian homo-sexual…
«Fellow Star folks, cool it down!»
Celebrity voice impersonated.
Let’s put our cares aside and be bitrektual!
Hell, I want to be Sci Fi multi-Trektual!
Live long and prosper,
May the force be with you!
Never give up, never surrender!
To infinity and Beyond!!!
Really, Voltaire? Really?